India new Budget Airline

Feel like home seat where u want.

Please add some more rice andddd curry also.WANAKAM

Thay say StreXXyx Vert Sxck!

That why Malaysia alot of rubbish

This is over right.

Ini lagi over tak boleh tahan lah!

Cute Baby

I heard they just discover MR.Bean sons,MR.Kacang

Don't play play I'am future Lee Kar Xing

Halo Where is my Milk? Why need to wait so looong?

Need any spare tyre?

Why Google so popular?

Now I Know Why google SOOOOOOOO popular.

How things go missing in Malaysia:

Get Vietnamese workers, dogs missing
Get Bangladeshi workers, Malay girls missing.
Get Indonesian workers, money missing.
Get Indian workers, jewellery missing..
Get Chinese workers, husbands missing.
Get help from police, the evidence goes missing,
Call the lawyers, the judge go missing,
Call the ministry of transport, the reports go missing
Change the government, funds go missing,
go down




Say something and YOU may be missing.

How things go missing in Malaysia:

Get Vietnamese workers, dogs missing

Get Bangladeshi workers, Malay girls missing.

Get Indonesian workers, money missing.

Get Indian workers, jewellery missing..

Get Chinese workers, husbands missing.

Get help from police, the evidence goes missing,

Call the lawyers, the judge go missing,

Call the ministry of transport, the reports go missing

Change the government, funds go missing,

go down









Say something and YOU may be missing.

CHOW MASTER

如花，本名李健仁，曾是周星驰中学的同桌。中学毕业后参与电影幕后工作，偶尔也在幕前跑龙套。他第一次以 “如花”形象示人是在《武状元苏乞儿》中饰演“我朋友的阿姨的妹妹”，而“如花”则是他后来在《九品芝麻官》中的角色名。在周星驰的电影中，他的样子极端猥琐，但是举止还是多少有些娇羞；他只是个跑龙套的，但却给观众留下了刻骨铭心的印象。作为一个龙套，他是龙套中的另类；作为一个演员，当剧情需要的时候，他可以义无返顾，不惜形象，那么他就是演员中的表率。

扮演理发师的演员何文辉，是周星驰在《少林足球》广州选秀时发现的一位“极品”，他曾在《少林足球》（加长版）中饰演一个龙套角色，当时周星驰见他总有着喷勃欲出的表演欲望，干脆给他取了个花名为“酱爆”（这个名的意思请参见《食神》中的撒尿牛丸）。　　无论是开头趴在地沟前洗头，还是面对斧头帮勇敢地讲出“我不怕”，乃至结尾处摆出周星驰在《喜剧之王》里的Pose。总露着半截屁股的他，堪称《功夫》中一“绝” 。

绰号“肥仔聪”的他，以饰演《少林足球》中的“水上飘”六师弟而为观众熟知，在《功夫》中他是周星驰身边的小跟班。他的演技着事一般，只是外型“出众”。林子聪除了演戏，还是星辉公司的编剧之一。

著名的乐队组合“达明一派”的成员之一。他所扮演的角色，用“飘忽”二字形容确是恰到好处，这点在周星驰的《食神》，《大内密探零零发》及《千王之王》里都有体现.

(贫僧乃少林寺方丈，法号梦遗。阿弥陀佛，我随风而来，随风而去... )

ChinaMan Bussiness

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for theloan officer. He tells the loan officer that heis going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow$5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form ofsecurity for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to anew Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.

He producesthe title and everything checks out.The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at theChinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000loan.An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank'sunderground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

Jokes

國產推銷員！...笑死你


台灣妹爆粗 霆鋒笑到碌地


搞笑甩牙


林狗版 浮誇

What happend if oil price get hike $$$$$

Instead of oil use wind as alternative way. If all day got wind lah.

Pity to our children. Petrol naik susu pun naik.

Truck can try use battery power to operate.

Now we got chance to go back to ancient by using horse power.

Major airline hope that they can buy a plane with a wing on it.

Why we must listen to other people.

Oil price rise

林德荣送的母亲节礼物 (Present For Mother Day By Fatt Weng)

Pls Click on link Below.
http://vivian.blog.my.com.my/23047

这是他们户外直播后，大伙去餐厅用餐剩下的食物，他很“贴心”的叫TUCK WENG带回去给妈妈！